- Live by herself for at least a year.
- Live with someone else for at least a year.
- Recover from a broken heart.
- Have a vacation fling.
- Take a road-trip with a group of girlfriends.
- Relish sleeping in a queen-sized bed by herself.
- Get her finances in order.
- Learn to love her body.
- Have sex with at least one person she’d never want to marry (or introduce to mom).
- Find reliable birth control.
- Pay off as much credit card debt and student loans as possible.
- Spend way too much on a something frivolous.
- Exorcise all past relationship demons.
- Travel somewhere exotic.
- Establish a strong circle of friends.
- Forgive her parents for not being perfect.
- Have at least one night she can’t quite remember.
- Experience some really bad first dates.
- Find hobbies that fulfill her.
- Celebrate her 25th birthday.
Wit Sips
- Try Praying Nothing Pleases God More Than To Hear A Strange Voice
- I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
- Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
- Maybe this world is another planet's hell
- I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
- Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're upto
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