About Us
You see there are 2 of us. In my head.
One 21 18 and one 54 50.
We're self proclaimed Goddesses who rule over the cosmos, and you of course.
One Personality-Bhagwati
(Ms. It’s my way or the highway!)
She's bossy, an egotistical brag, cheeky, picky, workaholic with OCD.
And as she's forced me to write, she's sharp, witty and pretty. Well gorgeous if I may say so. (Though she knows it.) And if I didn't say so she'd eat me alive. As she's not only a Goddess but worse, a Man eater Lioness.
2nd personality-
Bhairavi (Killer Goddess)
I'm the fat one. Ergo funny. I'm sardonic and very narcissistic. And like to tell ppl wat to do, in between my binging on food.
I sting like a beeeeeeeeyatch.
I'm also her sidekick and overshadowed by worship her royal behind.
Both personalities:
We're also couch potatoes, living a gypsy existence, and think no end of ourselves. Jealous? I know.
We also have catfights. There's a lot of censored meowing. And scratch marks cured with homeopathic pills. But sometimes Simon Cowell lends us his Vycadin.
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