‘True’ Bloody Mary Available in London

With all the vampire sensation (Yours truly-True Blood,Twilight, and now Vampire Diaries) going around...I suppose you can't be surprised.

There is indeed a fascination with blood. A curiosity about it, a certain wonderment for it and of course the need to see it spill whilst you stab someone to death.

I guarantee you success of this drink. As people drink blood in their noodles, slaughter anything that moves, including themselves and even grill their own dog Sparky! This cocktail taps into a very carnal need – Blood Lust.

So what are they 'biting' into? A celery soaked with pasteurized blood and alcohol.

Now, what animal the blood is from seems to be shoved under the rug at this point. What is it rats or something? Why don't they be open about it, isn't a liberal and free world? Hell why don't they serve it fresh and drain the poor creature into your glass right there and then!

Ah well, look at the bright side-now there's another way to 'Vampirize' yourself! What wanna-be vampires we truly are!

Frankly, I'm disgusted but that's just me. The rest of the world isn't so civilized and will continue on their barbaric path!

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