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Try Praying Nothing Pleases God More Than To Hear A Strange Voice
I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're upto