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Prince of Persia Review: Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest Missing!



Hey Guys,

So I finally watched the movie in the theater and then proceeded to do download the cam version the same day! It was that good people! He's hot, funny, cute and charming! Even his accent was surprisingly hot! I LURV JAKEY!

And the Verdict...drum roll....

8/10!

Now i give it that because aside from a few lame scenes with Gandhi Kingsley and stupid ass villains. I would have liked more romance, more smooches people! They even had a tent scene without anything beside some hand touching! Touching people! It's 2010! There was 1 kiss! Seriously? Come on! 

Oh and also I've discovered that they've left out a shirtless scene with Jake Gyllenhaal. The pics below were not in the movie! What the hell! Isn't that what women came to see the movie for! Well not a lot but some did! Sure we got glimpses of it but not the whole landscape as promised!



On the bright side, it beat Sex and City 2! Thank God! Coz that's a shit bomb!



Other than the flaws, it's pretty awesome. The flirtatious banter between Dastan and what's her name was pretty good. It was action packed but balanced with comedy, so I'd say it accomplished all of it really. The whole shabang! Romance, Action and Comedy! The plot wasn't too bad either!

Btw, I had a feeling the brother looked familiar- turns out I was right. He's from Coupling- very funny show btw. On a side note, he was very good in Going Postal.

Anyway, I would definitely recommend you watch this countless times! I'm on my 3rd already!

You can bet even though it came in 2nd - There will be another part!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!

Will keep you posted!

The Prince of Persia: Jake Gyllenhaal's Chest




So who woulda guessed that Jake Gyllenhaal would be playing an action hero? 

Oh wait a minute, I know! Someone who desperately needed a big hit! Let's face it, he isn't popular for his acting chops or his moody broody thought provoking roles, he's in or as hip as the word is because he smooched another dude who's famous cause he died.

Yes, I know I'm being real harsh here. But don't go to the post office just yet!





Now, I don't know about you, but this movie is the best decision he ever made. Even if the movie will blow, this his best role yet! I never liked all the other crap he did. No, I must've liked something just can't remember any though.
He may not have been the perfect pick for the role, but he's got what it takes to sweep the place our hearts.




A question, is anyone else turned off by the accent? It's not that he didn't do it well. I just don't see British as 16th century Persia lingo. And on the subject of course there are only white Brits in the movie!
And who the hell is that stupid actress? She's ugly and talks weird. Basically she's an alien. 
So no, not into her and her transparent skin.




Even so,  I'm excited people! He's pretty hot and rugged in this movie! And in the movie's press junket apparently funny as well! He even said his bulking up was due to the strenuous shampoo and conditioner workout. 


Sigh...I can't wait for his puppy dog eyes! There's something about femininity in man that keeps the ladies hooked!

The count down begins! 2 days to the premier folks!


Jake Gyllenhaal you can use your dagger on me anytime!

Stay Tuned! I'll report back to you after I screen it on the big day itself! 

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-Bhairavi

P.S. I'm trying out a new name. How does Julie sound?

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Is Reality Extinct?

This is a video about advertising, branding, marketing and photoshop. Which means it's about illusions, distortion of the truth (and in this case beauty), and selling something at any cost. Whether it means making you feel like crap, and making you think you have a problem, when you don't. And then ensuring you're so insecure that you will do just about anything to get accepted.

This video was made by Dove, now I don't know whether their doing this campaign in order for promoting a new line or just getting attention in order to sell their products- viral videos are all the rage these days.

I found it interesting so thought I should share. Tell me what you think.

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Well Ryan doesn't exactly fool anybody looking tall...but still this is how he does it.

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